• points at band: they're fucking idiots
  • points at favorite member: he's the worst

kittyinthetardis:

waving at someone you thought was waving at you

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(via whykagamiwhy)

*wipes phone screen on breast*

(Source: brokendildo, via chokoladefisken)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via chokoladefisken)

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes, via kawobunga)

queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(Source: aru, via nashi-moto)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via jepabo)